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gingerb3ard:

In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.

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merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

this is missing the point i realize but

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The headline:

image of a news headline reading 'Hawkeye looking Stern. Serious discussions during the break at Monday's Avengers press conference.

The headline if he were female-identified:

image of a news headline reading 'Archer in Trouble? Hawkeye's withdrawn attitude sparks rumors of a feud with good boy Cap.'

The headline if headlines actually told the truth:

image of a news headling reading 'Man wondering if lunch will be pizza. And if he has changed boxers since yesterday.'

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bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

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bud light? coors light?

"no no, we don’t drink that garbage."

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captainmarvel:

no one does it better : songs by boys covered by girls

1. sex on fire, beyoncé 2. take me to church, neon jungle 3. will you still love me tomorrow, sweet talk radio 4. give me love, demi lovato 5. wagon wheel, mal blum 6. valerie, amy winehouse 7. stay with me, florence + the machine 8. just a dream, taylor swift 9. rude, kina grannis 10. lego house, fifth harmony 11. ho hey, lennon and maisy 12. can’t help falling in love, ingrid michaelson 13. i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you, kate nash 14. wicked games, couer de pirate 15. going home, pia mia 16. same love (freestyle), angel haze 17. get lucky, daughter 18. midnight city, the knocks 19. whatever you like, anya marina 20. make you feel my love, adele 21. teenage dirtbag, mary lambert 22. sex, lauren aquilina 23. counting stars vs. holy grail, little mix 24. what makes you beautiful, rita ora

captainmarvel:

no one does it bettersongs by boys covered by girls

1. sex on fire, beyoncé 2. take me to church, neon jungle 3. will you still love me tomorrow, sweet talk radio 4. give me love, demi lovato 5. wagon wheel, mal blum 6. valerie, amy winehouse 7. stay with me, florence + the machine 8. just a dream, taylor swift 9. rude, kina grannis 10. lego house, fifth harmony 11. ho hey, lennon and maisy 12. can’t help falling in love, ingrid michaelson 13. i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you, kate nash 14. wicked games, couer de pirate 15. going home, pia mia 16. same love (freestyle), angel haze 17. get lucky, daughter 18. midnight city, the knocks 19. whatever you like, anya marina 20. make you feel my love, adele 21. teenage dirtbag, mary lambert 22. sex, lauren aquilina 23. counting stars vs. holy grail, little mix 24. what makes you beautiful, rita ora

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An illusive picture of me and @afgmartinez together.

An illusive picture of me and @afgmartinez together.

Stuck in traffic Thursday. Also, @stewpot77 made my hair look pretty this week. Instead of dry and frazzled. #tealhairdontcare #bluehair #tealhair

Stuck in traffic Thursday. Also, @stewpot77 made my hair look pretty this week. Instead of dry and frazzled. #tealhairdontcare #bluehair #tealhair

"Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me."

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